Friday, October 24, 2008

Rules for a Degenerative Retina

The gray fuzz eating your peripheral vision is a friend who deserves a Christian name and designer sunglasses.

Clean where people don't look.

Wear the absence of light like a Happy Meal crown.

Lie down in the middle of the dance floor.

Wear all black but have someone dress you.

When a gathering bores, play polycadenial rhythms the ol' fashioned way: fingernail to tooth.

Say yes to anything kinky.

Yorkshire Terriers to you are hurdles to sprinters.

Pray.

Avoid making anyone hurt; hope and expect to receive the same.

Do not eat fish in the hospital after surgery. Two words: small bones.

Sharpen the old images in your mind. Repaint them.

Never eat yogurt after twelve.

No nurse, sadly, ever services you like nurses do in Japanese porn.

After five immobilized days in the hospital, a whiff of fresh fries restores everything.

Find the good in everyone.

Love.

Hope for reprisal.

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