Sunday, March 05, 2006

The Anti Cut-Up

This makes me so much more nervous,"
actress Jessica Alba said backstage,
looking every inch the starlet
in a slim black sweater and
pleated white skirt.
"I'm glad I wore the shoes though."

The above was courtesy of Yahoo.
March 5, 2006.

This is the essence of Alba,
the glam slam, the girl
with the talent agency
giving a big big push to
a girl so desparate to appear
serious that she'll sue
Playboy for naming her
the most desirable girl
in Hollywood as the mag
shows her in a
bikini that she seems only
too ready to take off.

Beauty is skin deep;
dumb is forever.
Miss Alba:
have you strapped
your thinking cap on?

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