Script your economic demise
and buy half what you see advertised.
Inundated with this crap
the ad execs I'd like slap
or lock them in a darkened room
shout slogans at them 'til they exhume
their souls from under stacks of cash
earned from foisting worthless trash.
Creating need for young and old
not wanted to be left out in the cold.
Don't want to be the only one
relying on yourself for fun
when fun can be bought, useless toys
for idle, cornfed girls and boys
Parents - do you feel maligned?
Buy 'em this so they won't whine!!
Commercials chanting catchwords
which subliminally degrade
while jump cuts make your vision blurred
with funky drumming overlaid.
I know why Dahmer did it,
why Kaczynski went on a spree:
sat at home and went bazerk
from watching too much cable ad TV.
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