The mall looks like church these days
And the church looks like a mall.
Is there something I can take for this?
Not a drug . . . all natural -
nothing that will liquidize my liver
or leave my scalp tingling like ten days
and no shower.
Ah!! Eureka. All herbal, it says.
Nicorette hooks you worse than
cigarettes - you gotta be careful
with your cure-alls.
I've got one . . . an easy way to clean
everything out.
It involves pants ankled & grunting,
but you can't do it at either place -
which one is the mall?
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