A message in a bottle,
in English,
between a foreign teacher
and a local manager:
Teacher: Don't you understand how hard it is to be here?
It's common sense.
Manager: What's common sense?
Monday, July 25, 2005
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
for an an-gel
Congratulations!
You have been endowed with
ten man NT dollars
(three grand in dead prez)
in fees set for exchange: cash
for health / green cards.
My friend, my Chinese
doctor has discovered
you have smilingly
stolen from me (though
usually meek minions
come lay hold of it)
and provided nil
in return. To you, angel,
a curse ever-so-slight:
may ass-gravy gush
from you in perpetua:
(1) until Latin rules Mass
(2) until the head on
your matchstick body floats - blank
with pained rheumy
eyes, pained with pure
wonderment: how could I stay
so sick for so long?
(3) until your guts eek the
filth you spread - even leaking
through undergarments,
deucing even the
adult diaper poop traps
you bought for Mother!
(suffering likewise);
someone has had to let you
think that tanking on
your commitments could
twist the tithings you owe Taiwan
into nifty net
profit - let the one
who loined you, join in . . . the
excess duress of
having your innards
seep out every glory-
hole and not know why.
A fortunate rule
change, one denying me the
right to get a green
card to work here (when
my creds clear me to do the
same in my home state),
a meddle-man's gem,
allowed this deceitful
door to open, and
let your hijinx heist -
lo, free money!! - from a
family of three.
Forget nurses and doctors
and deep-six all that.
To die in a fire
would be too quick, too kind. The
curse upon you shall
be liquid - let's take
the word away from the realm
of fees and numbers,
and set ebola
into your intestines,
you bitch!, and, in the
final ticks life grants you
may your piggy flesh puree,
may your eyes roll back
and see no shelter,
may sand slide down your windpipe,
burying your forked
flickering tongue with
promises unkept; may no
nurse kneel for you - none -
to cure your dis-ease.
No amount of currency
shall prevent me from
being the last face you
see, the one pouring sand down
your malfeasant mouth.
You'll be spirited
south like a gale-force fart, only
leaving a sour stench
in the air where your
body had soiled space.
These allusions to
feces have left me jonesing
for a throne to sit
on, and, although I
feel syllabically spent,
like a man typing
lottery notices
from the Congo, hope lifts me -
the hope that a road-
bound missile (a blue
truck) has a spot on its bird
whitened grill just
for you. Adrift here
in waste references, I
bid haiku adieu
You have been endowed with
ten man NT dollars
(three grand in dead prez)
in fees set for exchange: cash
for health / green cards.
My friend, my Chinese
doctor has discovered
you have smilingly
stolen from me (though
usually meek minions
come lay hold of it)
and provided nil
in return. To you, angel,
a curse ever-so-slight:
may ass-gravy gush
from you in perpetua:
(1) until Latin rules Mass
(2) until the head on
your matchstick body floats - blank
with pained rheumy
eyes, pained with pure
wonderment: how could I stay
so sick for so long?
(3) until your guts eek the
filth you spread - even leaking
through undergarments,
deucing even the
adult diaper poop traps
you bought for Mother!
(suffering likewise);
someone has had to let you
think that tanking on
your commitments could
twist the tithings you owe Taiwan
into nifty net
profit - let the one
who loined you, join in . . . the
excess duress of
having your innards
seep out every glory-
hole and not know why.
A fortunate rule
change, one denying me the
right to get a green
card to work here (when
my creds clear me to do the
same in my home state),
a meddle-man's gem,
allowed this deceitful
door to open, and
let your hijinx heist -
lo, free money!! - from a
family of three.
Forget nurses and doctors
and deep-six all that.
To die in a fire
would be too quick, too kind. The
curse upon you shall
be liquid - let's take
the word away from the realm
of fees and numbers,
and set ebola
into your intestines,
you bitch!, and, in the
final ticks life grants you
may your piggy flesh puree,
may your eyes roll back
and see no shelter,
may sand slide down your windpipe,
burying your forked
flickering tongue with
promises unkept; may no
nurse kneel for you - none -
to cure your dis-ease.
No amount of currency
shall prevent me from
being the last face you
see, the one pouring sand down
your malfeasant mouth.
You'll be spirited
south like a gale-force fart, only
leaving a sour stench
in the air where your
body had soiled space.
These allusions to
feces have left me jonesing
for a throne to sit
on, and, although I
feel syllabically spent,
like a man typing
lottery notices
from the Congo, hope lifts me -
the hope that a road-
bound missile (a blue
truck) has a spot on its bird
whitened grill just
for you. Adrift here
in waste references, I
bid haiku adieu
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Monday, July 04, 2005
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Most Folks
With eyes beaten shut
she slinks through amniotic
fluid, with life in tow.
People one and all
fall by the weigh-side, versus
a sweet woozy high.
She’s unlike the rest,
that’s clear, with kempt hair and queen
killer eyes – when lucid -
but consistency’s
a past pastime, and night hits
are all she’ll accept.
Dumping thin slices
of processed meat like newspaper,
she floats through moonlight,
an exile, and moonbeams
slide around oily hair that she’ll
river-dip, tomorrow
she slinks through amniotic
fluid, with life in tow.
People one and all
fall by the weigh-side, versus
a sweet woozy high.
She’s unlike the rest,
that’s clear, with kempt hair and queen
killer eyes – when lucid -
but consistency’s
a past pastime, and night hits
are all she’ll accept.
Dumping thin slices
of processed meat like newspaper,
she floats through moonlight,
an exile, and moonbeams
slide around oily hair that she’ll
river-dip, tomorrow
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Haiku in a Wheelbarrow, Painted Red
Semantics:
so so much depends
on a red wheelbarrow and
what that means to you
Modernity:
so so much depends
on a red wheelbarrow and
petro-chemicals
Gods:
so so much depends
on a red wheelbarrow and
if you believe it
so so much depends
on a red wheelbarrow and
what that means to you
Modernity:
so so much depends
on a red wheelbarrow and
petro-chemicals
Gods:
so so much depends
on a red wheelbarrow and
if you believe it
Friday, July 01, 2005
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